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*On airplane, voice comes over intercom* Helllllooooo travelers! Thank you for fast(a) Highline! cypher loses you high like Highline! ;) *yelling in emphasise* (No speech! Infidel!) Ahem excuse me folks, it come places we shake a neutralize terrorists flying with us today. Theyre trying to take over the cockpit, and everything is A-OK. We may experience some turbulence before arriving in your sunny destination of- Oh, sound it seems that theyre rer let oning us just Im reliable theyll be taking us to a prim place, they seem like swell guys. (*indistinct yelling*) Oh wow, well they urgency your money folks. Im sure its for a top crack generosity though. (NOW!) Oh these guys are so funny. So if everyone would calmly get your money from your carry ons a flight auditor bequeath be there shortly to collect it and well be falling it reach the plane for one of their associates to get. (Whispers) What? Thats silly of you to ask. What? Stop repetition everything I say into the mic? ....Ohhh, I get it. Well folks, Im gonna have a weeny chitchat with the terrorists but take this period to out wonderful selection of snacks and beverages. A flight attendant wil- (SHUT UP! I KEEL YOU!) *mic goes off* *Voice from SpongeBob* twenty proceedings later... Well folks- (Nonono! Gimme!

) *takes* We call for your snacks, for we are a little hungry, and if you dont we walk you. Oh-Kayy next, we weel be crashing. You all go to smitherines, boom, boom, you subsist? Suddenly, deliveryman comes pour smoothen from the sky shredding on guitar with sunglasses, headbangin and rockin the hell ou tta those unfermented sandals. You know, th! e ones that just came out? Real nice. Ahem, but back to the story...Jesus rains down a splendid melody of pure righteousness and it brought the terrorists to their knees in tears. We see now, no virgins when we go boom, boom. Still want snacks. yea I aphorism you kid in C4, I know you got dee good stuffs. I seen you munching on it. Cookies? THEY WILL BE tap! INFIDEL! *Jesus now also standing in the cock pit...If you want to get a full essay, show it on our website: BestEssayCheap.com

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